Welshy McSheeplove wrote:Jester316 wrote:Welshy McSheeplove wrote:I just pile everything in to the closet, and then scream Democracy at the missus if she argues.
This is one of the few times I feel that Saudi Arabia has it right... Bring everything inside, and if woman says something you stone her while screaming "WOMAN DON'T SPEAK!".
Well obviously you don't want to stone your woman, they're expensive in this country. Luckily I can just shotgun chocolate at her and that serves as a long term distraction.
Girls are only expensive for the first 2 drinks. Than you switch from top shelf to well, and they can't taste the difference.