why are women generally drawn away from airsoft?

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Postby thejerk211 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:15 am

Well I know as a guy I would hate to bring a woman to airsoft. and if i did bring a lady friend of mine. I don't think airsoft guys would ever try to get in any one's girls panty's lol. right Myrick, Criag, and the list goes on lol!

This problem could be solved by strippers. They will come if you pay them and they are not really lady's. so boys if you want girls at games pick up a stripper magazine and call a whore. She will make that game that much better for you. But totally fu@# your team up. "where is every one?" "o there back in spawn with bubbles the tug and rub queen."
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Postby Minerva » Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:27 am

This man is on to something.
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Postby ogrejager » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:25 am

My wife has been to exactly one airsoft game. She commented on the general lack of physical fitness and drive of the average airsoft player. She does say she'll play again and that she had fun. When asked why she won't play regularly, her reply was, "Too much testosterone." I asked what that meant--she says that both the gear and players are just too, well, full of testosterone.

When asked if a team of girls would get her to play more (yeah, I quized her regarding this thread), she said that it wouldn't be a draw if it was a one time thing, but a group of girls who played together regularly, "would be a lot of fun."
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Postby Variable » Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:06 am

ogrejager wrote:My wife has been to exactly one airsoft game. She commented on the general lack of physical fitness and drive of the average airsoft player.


LOL. Yeah.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the squeaky springs in Mike's pickup...
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Postby Variable » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:36 am

Nasty wrote:This thread is about women, and has made it to 9 pages without an influx of naked/semi-naked pictures.

I am impressed.

Fixed.
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Postby Matt » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:49 am

An all girl team would never work. Girls are incredibly mean to each other and 100 times more vindictive and evil than men are. The first time one girl says the other girl's a$$ looks fat in her AOR2 - that team is done.
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Postby Blackhawk » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:22 am

Thank you Variable.
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Postby hushpuppy » Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:30 pm

Matt wrote:An all girl team would never work. Girls are incredibly mean to each other and 100 times more vindictive and evil than men are. The first time one girl says the other girl's a$$ looks fat in her AOR2 - that team is done.


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Women interact by complimenting each other, but they don't mean it either"
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Postby Ivan Daylovich™ » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:24 pm

graham. wrote:"hey, I'm going to go hang out with a bunch of dudes. Never slept with any of them, but a lot of them would given the opportunity. Have fun while I'm gone honey!"


Does this happen to the gay dudes out there?
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Postby Ivan Daylovich™ » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:29 pm

Variable wrote:[img]


That looks like my friends wife.
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Postby Matt » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:45 pm

Ivan Daylovich wrote:
Variable wrote:[img]


That looks like my friends wife.


Does your friend's wife have over saturated eyes from being photoshopped too much?
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Postby Variable » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:48 pm

Matt wrote:
Ivan Daylovich wrote:
Variable wrote:[img]


That looks like my friends wife.


Does your friend's wife have over saturated eyes from being photoshopped too much?

She does have kinda goa'uld eyes.
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Postby Ivan Daylovich™ » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:15 pm

Only when she's on the rag.
It's terrifying.
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Postby Sodak » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:15 pm

Matt wrote:
Ivan Daylovich wrote:
Variable wrote:[img]


That looks like my friends wife.


Does your friend's wife have over saturated eyes from being photoshopped too much?

thinking the same thing hahah
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Postby graham. » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:46 pm

Variable wrote:
ogrejager wrote:My wife has been to exactly one airsoft game. She commented on the general lack of physical fitness and drive of the average airsoft player.


LOL. Yeah.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the squeaky springs in Mike's pickup...


Squeeka Squeeka Squeeka squeeksqueeksqueeksqueek Squeeeeeeka...
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