OP: Jungle Express

[Empty1]

Great game Rick. I know the guys I brought down 4 hours really enjoyed it. They made references to it for most of the trip back up. I feel like I definitely missed out on a lot, not having camped there though. Thanks to everyone that had a good attitude out there. You make these experiences so much better. To those of you that were constantly yelling at one another, for one reason or another, calm down. It is a game.

[Ivan Daylovich™]

To those of you that were constantly yelling at one another, for one reason or another, calm down. It is a game.

*pew pew pew*

"Hit!"

"Call your hit!"

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[Skunk Ape]

Ivan is the worst human shield ever!!

[Gator]

Im waiting for blanket to change his name for real. Id be honered to have a nickname given by pacman. This game was great. I led a small squad of 5(6 at one time) and we snuck all the way around, Back to the spawn, Even ran into a kid who was blind, and cleared and took over a fort a two. Great game. Blanket was so ingorant.

[Pacman]

Got in Himmel what did I start Blanket? LOL
Thanks to everyone who did show and help sling plastic death at each other, if it wasn't for the committed group of individuals we had show on both days the community would be short one well thought out game. In Riddick's defense the no shows caused a considerable retooling of the original game play and is a prime example of why people do not want to commit unless they know for sure they will be attending short of a family or personal emergency.
Now onto the game.
Saturday we were outnumbered by the cartel and FARC and I want to commend everyone for performing well in the face of such a disparity in numbers. The night game we rocked and we were victorious! I have to say the highlight of the night was stacking up on the one building with Catch22 and Zevain and fragging the occupants after they botched out recognition code. Being able to take Pablo back to our spawn was awesome even though he was making it difficult not to get lit up. Unfortunately I had to leave early on Sunday and from what I see Phoenix was able to wrest the outcome from our hands, good show!

Mega thanks to Skunk Ape, High Life and Tank for assuming leadership roles under my command. You did well advancing our forces on all fronts and hopefully my not micromanaging things helped you make the decisions that benefited the military in general.

I'm getting long winded at this point so I will end it by thanking all the people who willing and able to help and those I called upon such as McLuvin, Cloudyrains and Vega who took orders and performed admirably. Thanks Riddick for putting this together. Thanks to Ivan for being our hostage of all trades and thanks Foxtrot Ten for being our resident drug cartel dirtbag . Finally thanks to the Secret Squirrel squad who helped keep the heat on the bad guys!
Had a blast all, see you next time around!

[Captain Fox]

You will never catch pablo!

[Depot]

This may seem like an extraordinarily out-of-place inquiry, but given that I wasn't there for the second day's worth of shooting, I don't know what went down in detail...

...what ever happened to the Cheesy-bawlz I left for the barbeque? Were they all consumed...or am I going to be getting a ransom letter with a picture of the half-empty tub with a knife held to the center?

[Mcluvin]

I was about ready to shoot Pablo in the tool if stinkfist didn't shove his barrel up Pablo's a$$ first. During part 2, Pablo should wear groin protection for his own safety.

[Mcluvin]

I heard that there was a group of FARC players licking those cheeezy ballz of yours. Apparently the guy that told me this seemed awkwardly disturbed when I talked with him.

[Captain Fox]

Oh no, we ate them all if i recall. Pacman would know better. By the way, dont threaten pablo, im just an actor.

[Pacman]

The cheesy nuts were left in our camp so I disbursed them to the campfire area Sunday Morning. I assumed you left them to be ate up- unsure of their current status as they were gone by the time I left

[Depot]

That's what I left them there for. As much as I enjoy the idea of sitting at home downing a bucket of Cheesy-bawls, I don't think my Room-mate would approve of the apartment being fumigated without professional supervision.

Anyway, thanks for distributing them....hope they weren't too bad....given the industrial-grade cheese used to make them.

[Ivan Daylovich™]

Ivan is the worst human shield ever!!

I told you, anyone behind me gets shot. Don't know how, but they always miss me and hit the second person.

[Zevian]

Ivan is the worst human shield ever!!

I told you, anyone behind me gets shot. Don't know how, but they always miss me and hit the second person.

That's because all you have to do is turn to your side and you disappear.

[Riddick]

Blanket took home the cheesyballs (true story)