SOTA, LLC Presents Ash Bash IV: 13 March 2010

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Postby icyprincess2 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:31 pm

So I got the weekend off to come, but I do not know what side I want to be on yet.
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Postby Darius137 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:40 pm

icyprincess2 wrote:So I got the weekend off to come, but I do not know what side I want to be on yet.


You have MARPAT?
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Postby Wombat Six » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:16 pm

icyprincess2 wrote:So I got the weekend off to come, but I do not know what side I want to be on yet.


You want to join the APFP, we have cookies.
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Postby Darius137 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:25 pm

Combat Wombat wrote:
icyprincess2 wrote:So I got the weekend off to come, but I do not know what side I want to be on yet.


You want to join the APFP, we have cookies.


D:

As the interim commander of the forces of the Democratically elected and rightful president of Azerbaijan, I would like a cookie as well.
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Postby Mini-Marine » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:31 pm

The Azerbaijani government is neither rightful nor democratically elected.

APFP will provide cookies to all of our valiant freedom fighters!
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Postby Darius137 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:13 pm

Mini-Marine wrote:The Azerbaijani government is neither rightful nor democratically elected.

APFP will provide cookies to all of our valiant freedom fighters!


If we are not Democratic then we are Communist and what is yours is mine so give me our cookies!
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Postby Ivan Daylovich™ » Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:26 pm

The cookie is a lie!
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Postby Jester316 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:31 pm

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Do you like cookies? We here at BZ Corporation Integrated Defense Systems have made numerous advances in the cookie industry. Our subdivision, BZ Corp: Integrated Deliciousness Systems, have recently made the cookie breakthrough of a lifetime. We have made a cookie, that will tailor it's flavor to your palate. This "futuristic" cookie, will taste different to everyone*. Each person has a unique pattern in their taste buds, as well as the olfactory receptors in your nose. The combination of these determines how you interpret taste. By analyzing the unique patterns of them, we have been able to create the first "smart" cookie. Our first test batch will be ready for employees on March 13, 2011.

BZ Corp: Integrated Deliciousness Systems would also like to announce a new product line: Hypno-caramel brownies. These brownies are so good, they can even lead to a hypnotic-trance-like state.




*DISCLAIMER 1: Lab tests have shown that while this cookie may tailor its flavor to your individual palate, more often than not, it tastes like an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie.

*DISCLAIMER 2: Any side effect of these brownies that may lead to the increase in subjectivity is not covered by BZ CORPORATION or any of its subdivisions. Claims of "hypnotic-trance-like states" are a marketing campaign. While we believe these brownies are fantastic, they have, in no way/shape/form, any ability to create a person who would be susceptible to "mind control".
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FIRE CLEANSES ALL!
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Postby Wombat Six » Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:38 pm

Friends, Azerbaijans, countrymen:

It is time for us to cast off the shackles of undemocratic cookies and mind control brownies. Join the APFP and you will receive a cookie that does not control your mind or turn you into a stooge of the government. We are for freedom of cookies!
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Postby Mini-Marine » Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:41 pm

Cookie flavor shall be determined by a fair and democratic election.

Join us in the APFP forum and vote on which cookie you would like to deliver delicious goodness upon your tongue.
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Postby icyprincess2 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:47 pm

I think I choose the cookies of APFP, because if my woodlands do not fit by then I can maybe to the civilian thing.
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Postby Russkie » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:18 am

Damn looks like I got soccer on this day. :x Sorry, Ash. I'll definitely be there next year.

If you could take me off the roster that would be great. Thanks.
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Postby CADPAT » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:12 am

Would my CADPAT be with MARPAT or would it not be acceptable?
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Postby Mini-Marine » Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:42 am

icyprincess2 wrote:I think I choose the cookies of APFP, because if my woodlands do not fit by then I can maybe to the civilian thing.


With Icy on APFP's side victory is guaranteed.

Come join us patriots of Azerbaijan!

We now have not only cookies, but a girl as well!
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Postby graham. » Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:24 pm

Well, I guess I'll be coming under the flag of APFP... :)
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