What is every infantry type in airsoft and what do they do

[Bad Karma]

I'm the better part of a third of a century old, myself.

You're a cheeky bastard, you know that, right?

[carbonfibreguy]

Hi,
I am pretty new to airsoft (at least the team part) and I need help figuring out every type of infantry.

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Are you kidding?

[Bad Karma]

Nope, he's for realsies.

Thank you, though, for your comment that contributed nothing of value to the topic at hand. In case you missed the memo, we were all mocking him by listing the different races/classes from our favorite video games.

[Mini-Marine]

We mock because we love, or because we hate, or just because we feel like it.

[Pacman]

I formally move that this thread become one of the top ten "waste of time threads" for summer of 2010

[Zyfer]

In the theme of "Waste of Time Thread," I would like to mention that 'R-tard' is actually one more keystroke than actually typing out 'Retard' and two more than typing out 'retard' because of the shift keys.

/nitpicking[/i]

**Edit: I forgot the 'e' on Waste

[thejerk211]

the only time airsoft is similar to the real deal is in cqb. because of the range you can reach out to. other than that its a sport or hobby don't take it as the real deal. it only makes you look like a flaming R-tard. and just to answer you question.

up,down,up,down,left,right,left,right,a,b,a,b,select,start in airsoft means you don't have to call your hits. And just get a m-4 ask your mom if you can come out and play. other wise you have little to offer other than if your mom sticks around and plays with B. martins balls.

p.s. Ben Martin loves old hags and fat sixteen year olds

the jerk

See, the problem here is that you are unnecessarily being a douchebag, but you do it so poorly that it just makes you out to be a dolt.

I mean, for 27, you'd think you exercise a bit more mastery over the English language, especially when insulting the intelligence of someone else. Of course, I'm referencing this little gem:

it only makes you look like a flaming R-tard.

Looking beyond the improper use of capitalization (or lack thereof), what exactly is the point of spelling "retard" as "R[hyphen]tard"? Obviously you have no issue being inflammatory or offensive, so it's not like you were using the hyphen to censor the word. And it didn't serve to shorten the word any (e.g. "f-ed" versus "upsidedown"). Why not just spell the word out? It's the same number of keystrokes.

Perhaps what I find more curious, however, is why you brought Ben Martin into the conversation? I mean, he didn't post in the thread at all, and nothing in the thread was remotely related to him in any way, unless I missed something. I'd gladly stand to be corrected here. Your mention of him was absolutely random, totally callous, and completely inappropriate. Did you have a bad experience at AONW or something?

I assure you, having known Ben as an acquaintance and business owner for the better part of half a decade, he is more of a man than you could ever hope to be. Your time in the armed forces have inflated your ego to an absolutely insatiable level. The fact that you spend so much energy berating children, without provocation, speaks volumes about your character, intelligence, and moral integrity. Perhaps you should take a page out of your training books in the service and apply some honor and respect a bit more liberally when addressing people here.

Point is there should be a kids pool for the forums. and this kid should know ever person out there is a civ. and PLAYS like one.(key word being play!) even if your in the army navy or whatever no one comes to a game on orders unless they are there as a recruiter of some soft.

I interface with many active and former military members (several of whom are on my team) at every game and training I attend. I assure you, having played this sport for the better part of five years, that military experience has very little practical crossover into airsoft. In other words, "civs" and "vets" play basically the same way.

have you not met bad karma? The dude takes first place for douche of the year five years in a row.

Pot, meet kettle. Just putting that out there.

Gosh B.k. is it Ok if i call you B.k.? you really got me man i promise i'll never type the made up word R-tard again I'm sorry that really got to you. I'll try not to be such a R-tard from here on out. Ok there b.k. and Ben i will make fun of any time i can because he is a R-tard and deserves it. so B.k. kettle, meet pot.

[Catch22]

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