THE MODERN AMERICAN CIVIL WAR
Somewhere, in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains, trouble has been brewing. A rogue militant group is secretly plotting a violent takeover of our government. They are backed by many Southern townsfolk and other paramilitary groups, and plan to pick up more people on the chaotic march to the capitol they have planned. Speaking of which, they're going to try to take Washington DC. They plan on marching on the capitol, overtaking as many national monuments as possible, and taking hostage the President, Vice President, and any other political figures they can, for the purpose of public execution.
With the paramilitaries making their ominous march towards Washington, the Republic of Cascadia decided upon making the move they've been planning for the last 50 years: total secession from the United States. The government paid them little attention, as they had bigger things on their mind. The newly formed republic needed funding, of course, and had no real way to get it. No real way until the C.O.C.K came into power through a bloody coup. He declared that the PLA, a force that had not seen true combat for a century, would grace the battlefield once more. They had recently developed a special training and steroid regiment that turned soldiers into something more. They could take numerous seemingly-lethal hits and keep going, they could carry great amounts of ammunition without slowing down, and they looked sexy while doing it.
Turning our attention back to the ever-growing rabble of “protestersâ€
