

PIGS, UNITE!
The chickens have had free run of the coop for far too long. Today will be the day they strut their last! Even those crazy Mexican chickens with the spurs will be no match for our clutching cloven hooves. Today, we seize the chickens by the neck and squeeze until they relent! Even a chicken can retreat with no head.

Flightless Squad, engage:
We've intercepted a troop of pigs marching steadily towards our position, request permission to engage with soap and water. Captain, this is an unprecedented attack on Poultryocracy, we must defend our homes and protect the clutch of tomorrow. The Other White Meat cannot gain access to our flight plans before, or they risk creating a reality-altering paradox in which everything promised to happen upon pig's flight will come true.
PDX CAGE is proud to present Animal Farm, our first official event!
Similar to other OPs in the past (i.e. Nephilim III), this game will run across two days, so players can get a chance to play for both teams, should they choose.
Admission will be $25 per day, or $40 if you choose to attend both days.
The full 65,000 sq. foot arena (excluding the basement, where the Mad Cows are being held) will be available for the game, and open-play will not be available. Because of this, promotional coupons for entry may not be used (this includes the $100 AONW receipt coupon).
Bring your sense of humor and your AEGs, but leave your hot and sweaty gear at home for a change since this game is clearly not taking itself seriously in the mil-sim department. Civilian clothes are fine for this game, unless you can't play airsoft until you get completely geared up.
As always, eye protection is required, and face protection is strongly recommended. All AEGs will chrono at 330 FPS or less.
More details to follow, stay tuned!