by Scythe » Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:33 am
Hey everyone, great games earlier!
Happy birthday Tim, once again.
Kendodude and I wanted to make a cardboard cake tank that Darius137 was going to pop out of in a mankini... Alas, there was no time.
Psychological instability aside, I experienced so much dissonance; I had so many kick-ass opportunities in which I framed perfect shots and scared an adversary only to pull the trigger without ammo. Such technical difficulties hit my balls hard and make me die a little inside. I'm always running out of battery, experiencing jams, and running out of white stuff at the most inopportune times. My lack of reloading skills doesn't help either. SIGH. It might be some kind of curse...
I seriously need to get my act together if I want to perform the way I know that I can, want, should, and would.
I have to make some apologies though... During the hostage situation someone came up to me real close and shot me with a pistol. Failing to feel the hit, I proceeded to poke him with my gun since I didn't have a rubber knife. That was a confusing little run-in. Gunny, I'm sorry for hitting you while you were the walking dead. I APOLOGIZE TO MY TEAM DURING THE SECOND BOMB SCENARIO. I WAS DEFENDING THE CHRISTMAS BOX AREA AND I SHOT THE ENEMY TOO LATE. I really should have done it sooner, but I only realized that it was the enemy when I heard the words "push up with the bomb!". By the time I sprayed some of them, others were already at their target room planting the explosives. I'm also sorry for being socially maladjusted. I spaced out a lot, avoided eye contact when people were talking to me, apologized when I had no reason to, and did a lot of weird dancing and random awkward gestures in spastic glory.
Let me add that I was enthralled with the ASIAN turn-out!
Also, which one of you was my hostage? You made an awesome tripod and human shield. I hope to oppress you again.
GREAT BIRTHDAY, VARIABLE, SIR! I loved your bamboo-printed shirt.
Captain G.H.O.S.T, I hope you got your battery back. I pulled it out of the bag that Kendodude claimed he saw you take it out of. If it wasn't your bag... WHOEVER HAS THE BLACK 8.4V BATTERIES, LET US KNOW!