by KA-BAR » Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:21 pm
i felt like a ghost today.
i made no sound.
i went unseen.
AMBUSH!
to the very honorable members of ronin airsoft, who valiantly defended the grinchlers cause. gotcha phony pony. that was by far one of my greatest airsoft moments to date. i have never single handedly taken out a full squad. i watched you start your skirmish line from my hide. as you bounded left, using overwatch on your advance , my first thought was i had been spotted. then as the first two passed withing 20 yards of my BRIGHT RED SANATA HAT, i knew then i was going to rape your faces.
then my luck changed, and some of sanata's lil elves drew your attentions from the flanking manuver and you took up cover to engauge.....with your backs to me.......MMMMMm hehehehehehe.
the first two men taking cover from behind that tree got saftey killed ( one was the squad leader.) then as your cover man spun on me he turned to face my barrel in his chest....saftey kilt him too.
then you (the SL) watched in horror as i crept in and saftey kilt two more off your line, then proceeded to pull the trigger to down another, then cycle, aim to drop the 6th man....you just stood up and called out..." its finished, bring it in!....."huh".... "I SAID BRING IT IN, WE HAVE BEEN HAD! HE WAS BEHIND US THE WHOLE TIME." i watched your pointmen come back in complete puzzlement as you saw your squad reduced below 50% casualties. i am going to say it right now, by far that was the most honorable play i have seen a squad leader play on the field. i cant imagine what was going through your mind for that short three muinutes.....welll yea i can...." fuckin KA-BAR, what a fag."
and for you tim jensen. i waited for you till the time was right. my stalk seemed like a eternity, but it was a mere 100 yards, useing the trees to obfuscate behind you, until you felt so comfortable and alone you felt safe enuff to sling your primary, whip your tool out and start pissing...... WHAT GALL and NERVE.
aimed at the small of your back and the hop carried it into your high right shoulder, throught the steam cloud your piss had released all i could hear was " HIT!"...."GOOD SHOT WHO EVER THAT WAS!"
i smiled with great satisfaction.
it was indeed a EPIC DAY for the KA-BAR.
see you all next year in my tinsel ghille suit...... if you get shot by me wearing this, your airsoft career is over.
KA-BAR out
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KA-BAR on Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I am not half as good as I want to be, but I am twice as good as you think I am.