Whats' with all the hate on the Grinchler? Without the Grinchler you'd all be out of a job in Santa's army. You'd just be a bunch of fuckin' tools wearin' retarded hats!
Come to the dark side! ..er, yellow.
Forget the Claus, the Crimson King! Red is to Satan! SANTA IS SATAN! it's even the same letters!
and we have schnapps...
all you get is slaps and insults from P. Patton... psh.