23-24 June - Mugambi calls - Back to the Jungle

[Nightshade]

The 1st Mugambi Commandos would like to remind the populace of our great nation that furnishing the fascist governments of the west with information is tantamount to treason and will result in... punishment.

[Variable]

The HRW proclaims itself as an organization of peace, and yet they encourage the assassination of our country's leaders and protectors.

[Eyes On]

Let them talk. My loyal comrades will never reveal the location of their brothers from the 1st Commando Regiment.

I believe I will enjoy meeting with the members of this Human Rights Watch organization. Isn't that centered around Antwerp... the diamond trading capital of the world? Coincidence? I think not.


Fools and cowards will help the foreigners like useful idiots. Those of you who work with the invaders are warned. Do not help the foreigners in any way unless you are told to do so by me.

People of Mugambi;
I will return home to end this strife once and for all. This is my promise to you. I will set Mugambi free from this new group of foreigners bent upon enslaving our homeland. The men of the 1st Commando Regiment will fight as they always do. Rise up against those who would take your lands and freedoms. Throw the foreigners and Islamists out! Push them into the sea! Feed their carcasses to the beasts of the veldt.

[Variable]

An Open Letter to President Johan Karl-Heinz VanHoosling,
Mr. President,
Once again foreign powers seek to break Mugambi and rape our resources under the guise of liberation.

Spies reside within our borders and freely walk about using the cover or the Human Rights Watch. Our enemies use these spies to fabricate attrocities to justify their invasion.

The UN claims that our legitimate exports are illegal drugs or illegal diamonds because our government officials refuse to bribe them.

I ask that you activate all reserve and guard units. My guard unit can be active and ready inside 24 hours for the defense of this great land. We must be prepared when the foreign powers take their war from the talking stage to a full invasion.

Signed,
Team Leader Tim "Variable" Jensen
Mugambi Guards

[Eyes On]

Loyal citizens of Mugambi,

I hereby call all members of the Militia, Guards Regiments, and all members of the Commando Mugambi Brigade to report to your respective assembly points. Each man is hereby ordered to maintain a covert presence in the jungles and mountains of our country until called upon to strike. Members of the Mugambi Irregular Forces are hereby ordered to begin operations designed to encourage all foreigners to leave Mugambis soil.

By my hand, so ordered this 6th Day of June 2007

Johan Karl-Heinz VanHoosling
Ex-Parte President of Mugambi

[Eyes On]

Global News Service
Kokala Prefecture, Mugambi
15 minutes ago

Human Rights Watch workers attacked.

Three representatives of the government monitoring agency Human Rights Watch were brutally attacked here in the Kokala state capital while attending a rally supporting the return of former President Johan VanHoosling. Rumors of VanHooslings return have swept the war ravaged nation of Mugambi for almost one week since the elusive former leader reportedly announced that he would destroy the countries various factions and unite Mugambi for the first time since the murder of former President Shombey.

“What did these fools think would happen to them if they tried to disrupt our rally? Did they expect us to march in lockstep back to our homes?â€

[Eyes On]

Global News Service
VanHoosling City, Mugambi
2 hours ago

Islamic Courts Leadership Targeted

A series of explosions followed by gunfire rocked the Mugambi Capital at dawn today as unidentified fighters believed to be members of a militia loyal to former president Johan VanHoosling attacked what are thought to be safe houses used by the leadership of the Islamic Courts of Mugambi. The attack was surprisingly well coordinated as witnesses reported similar events across the city. It is believed that no less than nine buildings were attacked within the span of only five minutes.

Witnesses reported that the explosives were used to open holes in roofs and walls, into which militiamen poured through and attacked those inside. “It was over before I even knew what was happeningâ€

[Human Rights Watch]

Any attempt by VanHoosling to return to Mugambi will be viewed as a sign of aggression by the world, and will be met likewise.

Any Mugambians in contact with VanHoosling are urged to plead with him to stay away or there will be severe consequences.

The mistakes must not be made again!

[Nightshade]

The Human Rights Watch has no place to make demands upon the people of Mugambi nor threaten us. Go back to your headquarters in New York where you belong.

[Knuckles]

The only mistakes you'll be makin' will be leaving your dead-ass MNTF bodies all over the damn place ON OUR SOIL.

[Beran]

thats what we call fertilizer in mugambi

[Variable]

My unit was pulling security at that Rally. The three foreigners were assaulted by a group of Islamists.

Maybe the HRW should think twice about sending people named Goldstein or Katz to a rally where a bunch of moon worshippers are going to cause trouble!

[Eyes On]

Global News Service
Developing
Washington DC

US Navy source: “We’ve been hadâ€

[hellmutt]

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