23-24 June - Mugambi calls - Back to the Jungle

[B to the RAD]

the only info we can give you is that it is in randal washington.

[Shifty]

then how am i gunna get there?

[Bubba]

then how am i gunna get there?

The direction will be given out closer to the event date.

[Shifty]

ahhh i see

[gabinator92]

What is the age for this event?

[Stewie]

It's 16+ open registration. Players younger will need to be approved by game staff. We typically don't have an age limit, just a maturity limit. For example, if you have a younger team member but he is a responsible known community player - he'll get in. If you are a kid who shows up to games with anything white on, (shirts, hats, shoes. . ) with an lpeg, this is not the game for you.

[Human Rights Watch]

After VanHoosling's departure from the African country of Mugambi, a power vaccum has been created.

VanHooslings former soldiers, the Mugambi International Guard (MIG) have been travelling the country; killing, raping and pillaging as they go. They have financed their campaign of terror through the illegal selling of blood diamonds and drug trafficking - further stimulating this crisis.

The Human Rights Watch would like to call attention to the current crisis in Mugambi, and to beg other countries and/or organizations to join the Multinational Task Force (MNTF) who will travel to Mugambi on June 23 to restore order and stability to this country.

Become part of the solution, not the problem - join the MNTF!

[Nightshade]

It's not rape if you make them tell you they like it.

MUGAMBI FOR LIFE.

P.S. I am a terrible person.

[Stapleton Borne']

Human Rights Watch, you know, maybe all these "invaders" should just stay out. I've led a good life and haven't done anything to make you mad. So why should you even be here? Just leave this country I have spent my entire life trying to make beautiful. You are the ones who are turning this place bad.

[Matt]

mmmmmmmmmm.... killing, raping and pillaging

[Nightshade]

As I recall, the 1st Mugambi Commandos pushed the Marines and their Mercenary filth out of our precious Mugambi years ago. You invaded our nation to get our new-found oil that time, and now you claim human rights violations to come get what is rightfully ours yet again.

MUGAMBI WILL BE FREE OF OUR OPPRESSORS. If we have to kick the multi-national forces a$$ back into the sea again, so be it.

[Shabelle Media Network]

VanHoolsing City mayor promises peace and security in 48 hours

Aweys Osman Yusuf

VanHoolsing City, 5, June.07 ( Sh.M.Network) In a news conference in VHC, the Mugambi capital, Mohammed Omar Labed , VHC mayor, said that the Mugambi military forces in the capital would be pulled put of the city in 48 hours.

Mohammed Labed pointed that the remnants of the Islamic Courts fighters began wearing the army uniform and target government officials.

“The people in the army uniform who kill and rob innocent people are not the real government forces. They are the Islamists that are still active in Mugambi,â€

[Hector Beets]

Help!

My farm was burned and my family killed! I was caught smuggling medicine back into this country to help the sick in my village. The Mugambi government was tipped off to this. When I returned my farm was burnt to the ground and my wife and children hung from the roof of my house. What kind of punishment is this when the so called "leadership" of this "great country" wont supply its own people with medicine?

I ask any foriegn government that would help us to please do. We are starving and dying.

I am willing to help in anyway I can to supply information to anyone that would help. I must go now, they are searching the houses.

[Human Rights Watch]

I will see you guys in the Hague, where you can bring up your defence then.

We do not want your oil or diamonds - we merely want to bring peace and stability to Mugambi. People are dying because of YOU!

I will see you guys in court at the Hague.

Hector, PM sent.

[Variable]

Hector, You were caught smuggling diamonds out of our country, your family had to pay the price you treasonous dog!
Your son screamed like a girl when we strung him up, and your wife moaned like a whore when my men ravaged her!