This post here has been a long time in comin' my friends, but come here to me now - Doug O'Flannigan be lyin' to be sure. I be one to know, as I am Fergus O'Flannigan. Long ago, Douglas and me used to be the best o' brothers, but the bastard betrayed me. He got me sent to jail for a crime he been committin'. It was
you who killed Seamus O'Fahey, Doug! I watched it with mine own two eyes!
This man here was fecked by Doug after he done bought a few grenades from yer man. Done came to Doug about it, then that geebag Doug blew the poor stinker up!
Beware of Doug, my brothers, for he be nothin' but a liar and a swindler. Don't be an eejit. Don't snog the devil. Don't act the maggot! Buy your quality weapons only from Fergus O'Flannigan! My merchandise be dingen frag grenades, wile good mortars and class smoke shells! You done be a gobshite if you don't buy from me!