Directions to find the field:
Take HWY 30 all the way into Scappoose, past Fred Meyer and the red Peace Candle, past the school, through downtown etc.
Take a left at the light for Scappoose-Vernonia Hwy .
Take that all the way to Cater Rd, and take a right. The right turn is a pretty sharp one, so it's kind of distinctive. There's also a sign a few hundred feet before the turn that announces the road name before you get there.
From Cater Rd, slow down (since you're in a neighborhood), and take a left onto Alder Creek Rd. There's a house on the corner with a very simple wood-pole fence for visual reference. It should be the first or second turn after you get onto Cater Rd.
When on Alder Creek, be careful driving. Be respectful of those living in this area. Follow Alder Creek Rd all the way, there are a few twists and turns, but it's nothing you can figure out if your eyes are open. You'll know you're going the right way when the road goes to one-lane (and there's a sign designating this), and when you see large pipes and broken down trucks along the sides of the road. Keep going, the road goes to gravel and you're almost there.
Follow the gravel until you see everyone, and find a spot on the side of the road to park.
As this is a location out in the woods, I am not aware of an address. It's not as if mail is regularly delivered to the squirrels and rabbits.grantggg3 wrote:Is like an address to this place?
grantggg3 wrote:Ok, thank you everyone for helping me. Sorry for asking so many questions, I just dont want to get there and not know what to do.
Will there be some sort of a sign.
Yeah, I just found out, theres a homosexual redneck militia orgy happening the very same day about 1km further up the road from us . . . . so . . . . yeah. Keep your eyes open for the first set of camouflaged rapists. Don't go on to the second group of camouflaged rapists . . .jester316 wrote:grantggg3 wrote:Ok, thank you everyone for helping me. Sorry for asking so many questions, I just dont want to get there and not know what to do.
Will there be some sort of a sign.
There will be a bunch of people in camo milling around. Some will be attempting to rape others, some may be carrying imitation firearms. You will know us when you see us.
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