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Recent Server Outages; Fix is Coming

Postby Matt » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:59 pm

We're sorry about the recent interruptions in service to the website that we've been having lately. It appears that we are once again getting too big for our britches. That said, we're in the process of building a new webserver for AP, so help is on the way! Please bear with us during our transition time, we'll try to forecast any downtime related to the switch-over. We hope to have the new server in place within a couple weeks.
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Postby Silent » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:16 pm

Global Warming.

That's always the best excuse.
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Postby Riddick » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:23 pm

I blame it on the pandas in the world
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Postby Junto » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:25 pm

I blame it on a Bi-partisan based political system.
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Postby Haloeclipse » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:30 pm

I like the tried and true, El Nino. Bastard doesnt know when to quit...
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Postby DMitri » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:44 pm

I say just blame everything on the server before it.
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Postby Eyes On » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:52 pm

I think we should try to talk with the server and see why it keeps breaking down. We shouldn't just unilaterally replace it. We shouldn't be so judgemental and insensitive to its objections. I'm sure that we can reason with it without pulling out the plug!
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Postby vamps » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:09 pm

Well if all else Fails, Its ether Bush or Commies.
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Postby Skywalker » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:22 pm

I always like to blame the Middle East. More specifically, Muslims or Arabs.
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Postby dr.feelgood » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:27 pm

maybe if we poke it some it'll get the idea. If not we can lie down in hallways and streets to mourn the transvestites killed in hate crimes.
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Postby Nightshade » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:32 pm

Skywalker wrote:I always like to blame the Middle East. More specifically, Muslims or Arabs.

It's pronounced "A-Rabs".
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Postby cw1341 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:56 pm

Could it not be the super elite pirate ninjas that are causing the problem?
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Postby Haloeclipse » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:05 pm

cw1341 wrote:Could it not be the super elite pirate ninjas that are causing the problem?


Whatev, thats just ignorant. Much like vampires and eskimos, super elite pirate ninjas dont exist!
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Postby Pope_Alex_Kaeda_I » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:05 pm

This is how I would handle it.

Alex (calmly) - computer, the outages are really cramping our style, can you help us?
Computer - beep boop dee woop
Alex (normally) - computer, the outages are starting to piss me off, quit it.
Computer - beep boop dee woop
Alex (a little loudly) - Computer, quit bleeding around and cut that shit out!
Computer - beep boop dee woop
Alex (very loudly, because if you raise your voice, they'll understand you better) - All Terrain Monkey Christ! Computer if you dont bleeding cut that out, I'm going to go new-clee-errrrr!!!
Computer - beep boop dee woop

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Postby cw1341 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:09 pm

Haloeclipse wrote:
cw1341 wrote:Could it not be the super elite pirate ninjas that are causing the problem?


Whatev, thats just ignorant. Much like vampires and eskimos, super elite pirate ninjas dont exist!


Maybe not where you're at, but in MY world...(just kinda drifts of into space)
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