SOTA Presents: Ash Bash III- 04.11.10 (PREPAY ENDED)

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Postby Jester316 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:25 pm

U.S. Military: You have become jaded by a government who cares little for you suffering. In our dealings with the government, we realized the government cares not for the struggles of the individual. Remember that your firearms, body armor, and vehicles are all made by the lowest bidder. You still have hope. Join us. We will provide you with the best of equipment. All you must do is throw denounce your government, and embrace the technological revolution that is BZ Corporation.

The "Hopeful": You have refused to hear negotiations concerning your stash of oil. You have refused monetary compensation, claiming that it goes against your free thinking ways. You will fall the the mighty force that is BZ Corp. Your skulls will crush beneath our technologically advance boots. Your screams will fill the air as we advance into New Eden. Your precious oil reserves will be ours. The BZ Corp employees will wipe your "hope" off this earth.
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Postby BoogeyMan » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:56 pm

I requested access to the US forums with no reply yet.
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Postby Jester316 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:58 pm

Vaughn wrote:I requested access to the US forums with no reply yet.


This goes to show the "hurry up and wait" mentality of the US military. Here at BZ Corporation, we respond to all requests in a professional and timely manner.
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Postby f-bomb » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:07 pm

Jester316 wrote:We don't have to pay for sex. The women see how much money we have and they rip off their clothing. Our technology has made our sex lives happier, DISEASE FREE, and fufilling.


Who wants to bet that some from BZ shows up with herpes?!

I lol at you

BZ corp. has nothing that a little plastic death can't handle, and trust me us Hopefuls have plenty to go around.
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Postby Jester316 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:14 pm

f-bomb wrote:
Jester316 wrote:We don't have to pay for sex. The women see how much money we have and they rip off their clothing. Our technology has made our sex lives happier, DISEASE FREE, and fulfilling.


Who wants to bet that some from BZ shows up with herpes?!

I lol at you



Did you not comprehend? Our sex lives are disease free. That means that we have no herpes. You may have herpes, but our immune systems have become technologically advanced enough that we do not get diseases. Also, corporate policy requires a bi-annual health screening. Anyone who does not pass with a clean bill of health, is let go.
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Postby Chachi » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:22 pm

Fixed:
Jester316 wrote:Did you not comprehend? Our sex lives are disease free. That means that we have no herpes. You may have herpes, but our immune systems have become technologically advanced enough that we do not get diseases. Also, corporate policy requires a bi-annual health screening. Anyone who does not pass with a clean bill of health, is let go to become a Hopeful.
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Postby f-bomb » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:23 pm

Jester316 wrote: Anyone who does not pass with a clean bill of health, is let go.


Along with your freedom over technology it sounds like your humanity has diminished as well. One would think that if you have all of this technology you would care about your fellow man or woman enough to make them better instead of throwing them out for catching a cold.

And if you think you are the master of your technology, think about what happens when it is lost? What happens when we take it from you? Will you crumble because of the lack of ability to live without it?
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Postby Zeta Crossfire » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:04 pm

sign me up for BZ Corporation please.
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Postby topper » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:10 pm

Please add topper to the hopeful team as a sniper
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Postby Juicemachine » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:01 pm

Jester, I'll have your head on my dinner plate. That is all.
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Postby Jester316 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:05 pm

Juicemachine wrote:Jester, I'll have your head on my dinner plate. That is all.




Ahahahahahahahaha.....


You may kill me, but BZ Corporation will live on. You cannot kill technology.... no.... you cannot kill technology.
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Postby Juicemachine » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:14 pm

Jester316 wrote:
Juicemachine wrote:Jester, I'll have your head on my dinner plate. That is all.




Ahahahahahahahaha.....


You may kill me, but BZ Corporation will live on. You cannot kill technology.... no.... you cannot kill technology.

Yeah, but you'll still be dead.
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Postby CommieHunter » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:52 pm

Jester, you should have your neural patterns scanned electronically. That way, if they kill your Gen1 body, you can always re-instate later either on a clone platform or mechanically.
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Postby Strayz » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:58 pm

Juice, 160 Tera Bytes and you too can live forever, memories are just data.

You should look in to what your parents failed to mention (or teach) to you while you were walking amongst the 2nd(dog Flu) and 3rd (small pox) plagues, or were you enjoying the fruits of New Eden. Killing people at your gates that just wanted some food? Oh how the young forget the crimes of the fathers and blood split under there own feet so they could live in a false dream.
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Postby Jester316 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:12 pm

CommieHunter wrote:Jester, you should have your neural patterns scanned electronically. That way, if they kill your Gen1 body, you can always re-instate later either on a clone platform or mechanically.



Adam, if you reveal any more secrets, I will send out our memory squads to modify your memory....
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